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Today, I took a history test on the Mughal Empire. One of the questions asked "What famous leader was buried in a magnificent white marble tomb?" I answered Dumbledore. Not only was full credit awarded, but my teacher wrote "I was secretly hoping someone would put this." Best class ever

Today, I was using Microsoft word, and I thought it said Jedi was spelled wrong. Instead, it just told me that Jedi was supposed to be capitalized. Its nice to know Microsoft thinks the protectors of the republic are important.

Yesterday, I read a story on MLIA saying that "Voldemort" was accepted by spellcheck. I was writing a history paper and decided to test this theory. I wrote it at the end of the sentence I was currently typing, then forgot to delete it before I e-mailed the paper to my teacher. He returned our corrected papers today, and instead of questioning me about it he had circled it in red pen, crossed it out, and replaced it with "He who must not be named."

Today, in Chemistry, we had to get a vote for class leader. The shyest kid in class ran, and was uninamously voted in. His platform? To create plutonium iodine potassium actinium hydrogen uranide. Why? When written out using the symbols of the periodic table, it reads PIKAcHU. I think we voted well.